Funny mummy becomes an internet star by taking the mickey out of celebrity selfies

Do you ever stare at the selfies that celebs post online and wonder how they do the things they do?Why can I not walk in stilettos across cobbles like Cara Delevingne, instead of staggering around like Dick Emery?

Why can’t I have Bella Hadid’s BMI (if not her IQ)?,How on earth does Victoria Beckham extend her right leg at a 90-degree angle to her body and keep a straight face?’

Rihanna displays a perfect beach bod, left, if no sense of irony, while Celeste is in need of a life guard...isn't this amazing?